I've got to move on, My life as the Widow Jacobson just does
not fit!

Last night I went to a charity for My Bereavement group called "A Musical Celebration of the Soul." I have never seen so many face lifts gone bad in my life! Remember the movie "What Happened to Baby Jane, well I now know! I went to the Musical with some of the people from my group, I, being the youngest and the only person with all my original parts drove. first we had dinner, that went just fine, except when it cam to paying the bill, Roberta the Annoying didn't feel that she should have to pay for Carol's two wines and my martini, after all she only had water, Louise didn't know what anyone had as she is nearly deaf. Howard didn't know what to do because his dearly departed wife made all the decisions.
After we worked all that out it was time for us to drive to the
performance. Well this was quite a dilema! Carol has replacement
hips and knees, Roberta has a problem no one can determine, not
even her Doctors, Howard has a bad back, although he did play tennis that mourning. Louise won shot gun with a passion that I have not seen since Allen & Doug were mere tots. What are Louise's problem, you ask it's a laundy list of which she explained to us the entire trip, starting with deafness, make believe hips and knees and other things to disgusting to mention here! Of course on the way home, she in the front seat again, told us who was the best and worst singer....I don't think she likes me anymore,because I reminded her that she can't Hear!
Anyone know a nice man for me and please no widows!