I looked in the mirror this morning and I said "who is this FAT woman!" as we say in L.A. oooh myyy goddd!*!* I must go on a diet..Now which one. How about the Atkins diet, on this diet you can eat 6 eggs with 4 pieces of cheese and a pound of bacon.. and as a snack a 16 ounce porterhouse, but no carbs! No this won't work, because I have high colesterol, which means no, eggs, bacon or cheese. Next the South beach diet, you can eat everything except in the first few weeks no Carbs, so how can I have a sandwich, "a turkey sandwich, please, with russian dressing, lettuce and tomatoes, hold the bread!" No that won't work either. Okay then how about weight watchers diet, a very well rounded diet you can eat every thing as long as you count the points, I get 25 points per day..listen, I can't even keep my check book straight much less points on a diet! Now someone told me about the Beverly Hills diet, I am not sure what this is, but I think you walk around Rodeo Drive and get sick looking at the size one women! On the other hand it's Saturday, so I will begin dieting starting on Monday!
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